Alien (a parody)

Welcome earthling, welcome to your pain,
I'll start first by examining your brain,
My eyes are oval and as black as night,
my intention is to give you a fright,
Please don't resist, it will be over soon,
as soon as I draw your blood with a spoon,
I am the Them and I am the They,
my dear puny friend, begin to pray,
Your abduction was just for fun,
Please play with me and don't you run.