Old Age

I cant help wonder if there will ever be a way
To make old age go away
I mean no one really wants to get old
Even the thought of it just makes me cold

Who wants a thousand wrinkles on their face
Having to in the morning apply loads and loads of base
I know I don't want to be as blind as a bat
Not even being able to tell apart a cat from a rat

The thing that scares me most of all
Is not even being able to hear people call
'Cause all of a sudden your ears decide to go on strike
And it seems as if everyone needs a mic

Imagine backache every night and day
Feeling uncomfortable everyway you lay
Then finally you start forgetting things
And don't even recognise your son when he rings

Please this is a request for someone clever
To try and invent something to keep us young forever!